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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Phonesex Tease On The Prowl

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Hey Guys! I've been one busy body lately ;my schedule have been so freakin hectic it's ridiculous ...Someone anyone plug in my vibrator pls I need a massive release LOL.

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Friday, April 17, 2009

LOL of The Day!!!

A friend of mine sent this to my inbox "HILARIOUS" I had to share it with all of you.

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex
therapist's office.

The doctor asks,What can I do for you?

The man says, Will you watch us have sexual
intercourse?

The doctor raises both eyebrows,but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking
for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says,

'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you
have intercourse.'

He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck,he charges them $50 and he says good bye.

The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex
therapist to watch again.

The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row.

The couple makes an appointment , has intercourse with no
problems, pays the doctor, then leave...

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says,
'I'm sorry, but I have to ask.

Just what are you trying to find out?'

The man says, 'We're not trying to find out
anything.

She's married; so we can't go to her house.

I'm married; and we can't go to my house.

The Holiday Inn charges $98.

The Hilton charges $139.

We do it here for $50, and

Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving my net cost of $7.

LMFAO

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Thursday, April 16, 2009

PING ME!!!

I added yahoo messenger pingbox...Check it out above^^^.I can chat privately with my horny visitors/callers right here on my blog

.It it will show when I'm available or away from my desk .This cool gadget comes in handy if you have a question(s) before our hot intimate phonesex session or if u want to setup a phonesex call.

Ping ya Later!